this just in facebook hiring carrots in an attempt to infiltrate us
if puppies could talk i would never even want to try and make human friends ever again
Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with your life today.
i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch
I would like it in the color please
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
we all have a favorite eyebrow